Show Me Results Only
For Greenville & Upstate SC owners

People are looking for what you sell. Something is getting in the way.

It is almost never one big thing. It is a phone number that will not tap on a phone. A Google listing missing half its information. A page that never says which towns you serve. Each one quietly costs you customers, and none of them are visible from the inside.

The free audit shows you your score and your five biggest leaks. For $299, we go through all twelve areas and hand you the fix list in the order that will bring the most people through your door.

Show Me What to Fix ($299) Start With the Free Audit
✓ Answers in 5–7 business days ✓ One payment, no retainer ever ✓ Read a full report before you buy
What you receive
Roughly 20 pages, web + PDF
$299
1
Your score, area by area
One number out of 100, plus all twelve areas broken out.
2
The evidence behind it
Screenshots and test results for every finding.
3
How you compare locally
Side by side with real competitors in your city.
4
A 30/60/90-day fix plan
In priority order, with copy you can paste.

You can read one before you buy. We publish a complete sample report. The real thing, not a redacted teaser.

See a full sample report →

Any of this sound like you?

These are the things owners actually say when they call. If two or three land, an audit will tell you why.

“I'm spending on marketing but I couldn't tell you which part works.”

Money goes out every month. Nothing tells you what came back, or from where.

“The website looks fine. It just doesn't bring anyone in.”

People visit and leave. Nobody calls, books, or walks through the door.

“A competitor doing worse work ranks above me.”

You know your work is better. Google shows them first anyway.

“Customers say ‘I didn't know you did that.’”

Half your services are invisible to the people already buying from you.

“People buy once and I never hear from them again.”

No follow-up, no reason to return, no way to bring them back.

“I got burned by an agency and I'm not doing that again.”

A year of retainers, monthly reports full of charts, and no more customers.

None of this means you did something wrong. You have been running a business. Marketing drifts while you are busy doing the work. A listing goes stale. A form breaks. Google changes something and nobody tells you. It happens to almost everyone, and it is fixable once someone looks.

How we help

Three steps. About five minutes of your time.

  1. 1

    You tell us about the business

    A few questions about what you sell, which towns you serve, and what is frustrating you right now. Five minutes or so, and then you are done.

  2. 2

    We go looking, as a customer would

    We search for you the way a buyer does. We fill in your own contact form. We check your Google listing, your reviews, your phone on a mobile, and what AI assistants say about you.

  3. 3

    You get a list, in the right order

    Everything we found, what each one is costing you, and exactly how to fix it. It starts with whichever change brings in the most people.

The ten places customers slip away

We check the same twelve every time, weighted by how much each one affects whether a stranger becomes a paying customer. The percentages are fixed and published, so we cannot move them around to flatter anyone.

Homepage conversion
12%

“People land on my site and leave.”

Does the first thing a stranger sees tell them what you sell, who it is for, and where you work? You get about five seconds before they decide to stay or go.

Quote path & lead capture
12%

“They seem interested, then they vanish.”

How many clicks, fields and dead ends sit between someone wanting to contact you and you having their number. We fill in your own form to find out.

Brand clarity
11%

“People don't really know what we do.”

Can a stranger describe your business correctly after a few seconds on your site? And does that match what you want to be selling?

Trust & review leverage
11%

“Why do they keep picking the other guy?”

Is there any proof at the moment someone decides to risk their money on you? Reviews, real photos, real names, a guarantee.

Local discovery & Google
11%

“We don't come up on Google Maps.”

Do you appear when someone searches your service plus your town? And is your listing complete enough that they pick you over the shop next door?

Service packaging
10%

“They only know us for one thing.”

Are your other services findable and clear enough that an existing customer discovers you also do the thing they were about to hire someone else for?

Getting found by AI
10%

“What happens when they ask ChatGPT?”

More people now ask an assistant before they search. We test whether ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity and Google's AI can reach your site at all, then check whether what they say about you is correct.

Mobile & contact path
9%

“Almost everyone finds me on their phone.”

Can someone standing in a parking lot reach you in one tap, or do they have to pinch, zoom and copy your number out by hand? Most give up.

Reputation beyond your site
7%

“Nobody around here has heard of us.”

Does anything outside your own website confirm you exist and that people choose you? A buyer who is unsure will go looking.

Knowing what works
7%

“I have no idea where my customers come from.”

Is anything tracking which calls and inquiries came from where? And does anything happen automatically when a new one arrives?

Want the full rubric? Every check, every score band, and how the weights combine.

Read the scoring methodology

How we decide what you fix first

You do not have time to fix ten things at once, so we do the math for you. Each area gets a score, weighted by how much it affects whether someone becomes a customer. That tells us which single change will bring you the most people, and that goes to the top of your list.

Score bands
  • 75–100Strong. Working, minor polish only
  • 62–74Good. Solid, with real gaps
  • 50–61Partial. Half-built and costing you
  • 40–49Needs work. Actively leaking
  • 0–39Critical. Fix this first

Scores are judgments, not measurements from a machine. We show you the evidence behind every one, so you can disagree with us and check our work: screenshots, crawler responses, what we found and where.

Worked example
Service packaging ×10%92
AI Readiness & GEO ×10%90
Homepage conversion ×12%88
Local discovery & GBP ×11%72
Trust & reviews ×11%70
Social proof ×7%45
Weighted total 80/100

Six of the twelve areas shown, from our own most recent audit. We scored 61 on the first pass on August 5 and 80 on the second, two days later. Full breakdown in the published sample report.

For context on what a "good" number looks like: every business audited so far, including our own, has come in between the mid-50s and low 60s on the first pass. A 58 is not a bad business. It is an ordinary one that has never had anyone check these ten things in a row. The number matters far less than knowing which two areas to fix first.

Read one before you buy

See exactly what you are paying for

Most people selling audits will not show you one before you pay. We publish a complete report: every section, every score, every screenshot. It is our own business, so there is nothing to redact and no client to protect.

The sample report

21 sections, scored across all twelve areas

This is the identical format a client receives, with the same rubric, the same evidence standard and the same 30/60/90-day plan. Read it end to end and you will know exactly what $299 buys before you spend it.

Executive summary
Priority list
Score overview + charts
Twelve area breakdowns
Evidence exhibits
Competitor comparison
Paste-ready copy
30/60/90-day roadmap
Read the full sample Download the PDF
Why we audit ourselves

We run this audit on our own site on the same schedule we would run yours, and we act on what it finds. The most recent pass caught a robots file quietly blocking the AI crawlers we tell clients to court. Invisible from the inside, and fixed within the week.

You cannot see your own blind spots. Neither can we, which is why we do not try to grade ourselves from memory.

Our standing commitments
  • ✓Every score ships with the evidence behind it
  • ✓The scoring rubric is published in full
  • ✓Weights are fixed, never adjusted per client
  • ✓No revenue promises, ever
  • ✓If the audit would not help you, we say so and refund

Start free. Pay only if you want the whole thing.

The free audit gives you your score and your five biggest leaks. That is a real deliverable, not a teaser, and plenty of people take it, fix what it found, and never buy anything. The $299 version goes through all twelve areas one at a time.

What you get Free $299
Your overall score out of 100✓✓
Your five biggest leaks, ranked✓✓
What to fix first✓✓
All twelve areas scored separately–✓
Screenshot evidence per finding–✓
Local competitor comparison–✓
Copy you can paste straight in–✓
30/60/90-day plan–✓
Length~2 pages~20 pages
Turnaround2 days5–7 days

On the other free audits around here. Most local firms give one away because it is advertising, and the report exists to get you on a call about a retainer. Ours is scored against a rubric you can read first, and nobody will phone you unless you ask them to.

What happens right after you pay

You land on a short intake form. Fill it out and your audit starts the same day. Nothing else is required from you. We do the research from public sources and whatever you shared.

If we cannot audit you properly, we say so

If your business is outside what this audit can usefully evaluate, we will tell you and refund you rather than send a padded report. That covers having no website, or any situation where the report would not tell you anything you do not already know.

Who this works best for

Owners who already have customers and want more of them: shops, contractors, trades, home services, restaurants, salons, clinics and professional practices. If you sell online as well as in person, we look at both.

Results-Only Audit
$299
One-time • one location • no retainer
  • ✓Score 0–100 across all twelve areas
  • ✓Every finding explained in plain English
  • ✓Screenshot evidence for what we found
  • ✓Local competitor comparison
  • ✓AI Readiness testing across ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, and Google
  • ✓30/60/90-day plan in priority order
  • ✓HTML and PDF, delivered in 5–7 business days
Get My Audit ($299)

Not ready? Start free

Two questions and I will send your score and your five biggest leaks. No card, no call.

Or answer a few more questions for a fuller free audit.

Questions go to John directly. Replies within one business day.
If you later take a monthly plan, this $299 comes off the setup fee.

If you would rather not do it yourself

Plenty of owners take the report and fix it themselves, which is what it is written for. If you would rather hand it over, there is a one-time fix sprint quoted from your own findings, or one of three monthly plans if keeping it fixed is the real problem.

Results Care

$297/mo

Somebody watches your site, your forms and your Google listing so problems get caught instead of discovered.

For when nobody is minding it

Results Capture

$597/mo

Every inquiry gets answered fast, missed calls get a text back, and you can finally see where leads come from.

Where most people start

Results Growth

$997/mo

Ongoing work on your Google listing, real content every month, and the AI-readiness checks kept current.

For when you have room to grow

Your $299 comes off the setup fee if you start a plan within 14 days. Full details, boundaries, and what is explicitly not included.

See the plans

Questions

Short answers. If yours is not here, ask.

What exactly do I get for $299?+
An overall score from 0 to 100, a score for each of the twelve weighted areas, every finding explained in plain English, your biggest leaks ranked in priority order, a comparison against local competitors, and a 30/60/90-day fix plan. Delivered as a web page and a PDF, both yours to keep.
You offer a free audit. Why would I pay $299?+
The free one is real, not a teaser. It gives you your score out of 100, your five biggest leaks and what to fix first, and plenty of people stop there. The $299 version scores all twelve areas separately, shows the screenshot evidence behind every finding, compares you against local competitors, and gives you paste-ready copy and a 30/60/90-day plan. Roughly twenty pages instead of two. Start with the free one if you are not sure.
How do you calculate the score?+
Twelve areas are each scored 0 to 100, then combined using fixed published weights. Homepage conversion and quote path carry the most weight at 12% each because they most directly affect whether a visitor becomes a lead. Social proof and measurement carry the least at 7% each. The full table is on the methodology page.
What is AI Readiness, and why is it in a marketing audit?+
It measures whether tools like ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, and Google's AI summaries can reach your site, understand what you sell, and describe you accurately. We test it directly. We request your pages as each AI crawler and record whether you return content or a block, we check your structured data, and we look for information trapped inside images where no crawler can read it. It is 10% of the total score, and it is the area where we most often find something the owner had no idea was happening.
Can I see a real report before I buy?+
Yes. We publish a full sample report using our own business as the subject, so nothing needs redacting. Read it here. It is the identical format and rubric a client receives. Client reports themselves stay private unless the client agrees to share.
Do you guarantee more leads or revenue?+
No, and be careful with anyone who does. The audit tells you what is most likely helping or hurting and what to fix first. What happens next depends on your market and on the fixes getting made.
How long does it take?+
5 to 7 business days from when your intake form is submitted. You get a confirmation email straight away, and you will see it confirmed on screen too.
Do you only work with businesses in Upstate SC?+
Greenville and Upstate South Carolina are the focus, because local market knowledge makes the competitor comparison sharper. Businesses elsewhere are welcome. Only the local-market section will be more general.
Who actually does the audit?+
John Such, based in Simpsonville, SC. One person, named, reachable at [email protected]. More about the background here.

Stop guessing why the phone is quiet.

One payment, answers in 5–7 business days. You will know where customers are slipping away, what it is costing you, and which fix to make first.

Show Me What to Fix ($299) Start with the free audit

No retainer. No contract. No obligation to hire us for the fixes.

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